I just don't get it - pregnant women who think it important to reveal their extended womb to the rest of the world as if we all want to see what they've been up to in their private lives. What next? Showing us their swollen ankles and exposing their haemorrhoids? For goodness' sake, women, have you never heard of subtle understatement? Cover yourselves up in crisp white Egyptian cotton baggy collarless shirts and tell us your news if you must with a faint blush and a coy smile. If nothing else, it's a far more hygienic alternative.